Oscar Pickle Clainos Essex is a dog and my best friend.
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This one's just between me and Osk. And you. If you're still here looking at these. Which, at this point would be a little weird, no? You must really like dogs. Or maybe you just really like Osk? What's not to like? The toddler he bit was an asshole, k? So we don't really need to dig into that anymore. Any he's never done anything else wrong! Except for attacking the garbage man ONE TIME. And I guess if you want to nit-pick we got a few official notices in the mail about our dog being "aggressive" towards our mail person, but you know the USPS... always with the letters!
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Smiling puppy! Everyone loves you! Angel dog! Just to be clear, he's never once attacked a mail person, he just loses his mind when they drop off the mail. Which is VERY NORMAL dog behavior. And I actually appreciate his tenacity. What if it was a real intruder? He ONCE kinda bit a mail person's boot. Uhh, that's what boots are for, ok so don't get hyper about that one. He's sweet. He cuddles. He doesn't need a leash because he'll stay with me anywhere I walk. Even if I go into a coffee shop - he'll just wait by the door! And the puncture wounds on my daughter's cheek have healed up almost 100%. So it's allll goood over here.
Well. You did it. You looked at every single picture I put on here of Oscar. You didn't have to. You wanted to. You chose to. You
spent time doing it. And I think you should think long and hard about that.
spent time doing it. And I think you should think long and hard about that.